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Spring : Spring 14 : Hydro Trucks

The tour was over so I left. These trucks had arrived while I was inside and they were offering rides up. So I lined up beside this other guy. He shouldered me aside and growled, "NO CUTTING IN LINE". I looked at the prick and said, "I see you failed math in elementary school." He looked at me strangely and said, "What???" I pointed to the trucks and said, "There are TWO trucks and this is a double line." His face flushed and the small crowd snickered. He got tangled in his safety harness and I went up first anyway. Life is so much harder when you act stupid.

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